{"id":2442,"date":"2022-05-04T02:36:00","date_gmt":"2022-05-04T00:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wordmaniangirl.ro\/?p=2442"},"modified":"2025-06-05T08:35:42","modified_gmt":"2025-06-05T06:35:42","slug":"da-sau-ba-alcoolului-la-micul-dejun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wordmaniangirl.ro\/da-sau-ba-alcoolului-la-micul-dejun\/","title":{"rendered":"DA sau BA alcoolului la micul dejun?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Eu nu sunt \u00eennebunit\u0103 dup\u0103 b\u0103uturile alcoolice, s\u0103 fie clar.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Dar mad\u0103rhudu’ e foarte complicat! Prima dat\u0103 vine ca taifunul peste tine atunci c\u00e2nd na\u0219ti \u0219i te love\u0219te de nu mai \u0219tii ce-i cu tine. Dup\u0103 ce te-a perpelit ca pe \u0219ni\u021belul b\u0103tut cu ciocanul, mai \u00eent\u00e2i prin f\u0103in\u0103, apoi prin ou \u0219i abia apoi te bag\u0103 la tigaie, \u00eencepi s\u0103 te obi\u0219nuie\u0219ti cu senza\u021biile tari.

Apoi copilu’ mai cre\u0219te, devine mai u\u0219or, nop\u021bile mai lungi \u0219i tantrumurile se transform\u0103 \u00een crize de personalitate.
De unde pl\u00e2ngeai de emo\u021bie c\u0103 bag\u0103 prima m\u0103slin\u0103 cu s\u00e2mbure \u00een gur\u0103 \u0219i nu se \u00eeneac\u0103, sari rapid la prima zi de cre\u0219\u0103, apoi prima plimbare cu bicicleta f\u0103r\u0103 ro\u021bi ajut\u0103toare \u0219i imediat te vezi \u00een biroul secretariatului depun\u00e2nd cererea pentru \u00eenscrierea la \u0219coal\u0103.

Deci ieri am speriat oamenii pe strad\u0103 c\u00e2nd am aflat din surse sigure c\u0103 fie-mea a intrat la clasa preg\u0103titoare pe care mi-o dorisem. Efectiv am s\u0103rit \u00een sus de bucurie \u0219i fluturam m\u00e2inile \u00een aer ca o nebun\u0103. Povestea e mai lung\u0103 \u0219i merit\u0103 o aten\u021bie separat\u0103, dar ce voiam s\u0103 zic e c\u0103 am azv\u00e2rlit-o pe Anastasia la cursul de dans, dup\u0103 care am dat vreo c\u00e2teva mesaje\/telefoane c\u0103tre apropia\u021bi s\u0103 le zbier \u0219i lor \u00een ureche vestea \u0219i am dat fuga la Mega s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eencarc bine-bine cu Strongbow, s\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103toresc vestea.

Dar cum necum, m-a sucit fie-mea, m-a \u00eenv\u00e2rtit cu dansuri, pune cina – nu \u00eemi place, f\u0103 alta, du\u0219 rapid, ba nu, vreau du\u0219 cu juc\u0103rii \u00een cad\u0103, vreau povestea asta, ba nu, stai c\u0103 vreau s\u0103 facem activitatea din cartea Dialoguri sincere <\/a>ale prietenei mele Laura Ivinis, apoi hai s\u0103 st\u0103m de vorb\u0103 ca fetele c\u0103 nu terminase de povestit dou\u0103 ore ce a f\u0103cut la gr\u0103dini\u021b\u0103, iar \u00eentr-un final am adormit cu hainele de zi pe mine, c\u0103ci am picat lat\u0103 dup\u0103 o zi plin\u0103.

De diminea\u021b\u0103 nici m\u0103car nu am auzit alarma, sau nici nu stiu dac\u0103 a sunat de fapt, \u00eens\u0103 ne-am trezit cu 15 minute \u00eenainte s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 ora de gr\u0103di, am deschis ochii ca prin minune la f\u0103r\u0103 un sfert, am tras-o pe Anastasia t\u00e2r\u00e2\u0219 din pat ca pe un sac de cartofi \u0219i am reu\u0219it s\u0103 o preg\u0103tesc \u00een fix trei minute cumva. Clasic mie! \"????\"

Abia mai t\u00e2rziu c\u00e2nd agita\u021bia a plecat la gr\u0103dini\u021b\u0103 am realizat c\u0103 nu am mai b\u0103ut nimic ieri, chiar dac\u0103 am dep\u0103\u0219it nivelul maxim de entuziasm pentru vestea primit\u0103 \u0219i st\u00e2nd a\u0219a pe jumate adormit\u0103 cu o cafea fierbinte \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, m-am \u00eentrebat: oare c\u00e2t de gre\u0219it e s\u0103 schimb cafeaua cu un cidru la ora 10?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Eu nu sunt \u00eennebunit\u0103 dup\u0103 b\u0103uturile alcoolice, s\u0103 fie clar. Dar mad\u0103rhudu’ e foarte complicat! Prima dat\u0103 vine ca taifunul peste tine atunci c\u00e2nd na\u0219ti \u0219i te love\u0219te de nu…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2445,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[43,46,81],"powerkit_post_featured":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordmaniangirl.ro\/?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2442"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordmaniangirl.ro\/?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordmaniangirl.ro\/?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordmaniangirl.ro\/?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordmaniangirl.ro\/?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2442"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wordmaniangirl.ro\/?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2442\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2444,"href":"https:\/\/wordmaniangirl.ro\/?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2442\/revisions\/2444"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordmaniangirl.ro\/?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2445"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordmaniangirl.ro\/?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordmaniangirl.ro\/?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordmaniangirl.ro\/?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2442"},{"taxonomy":"powerkit_post_featured","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordmaniangirl.ro\/?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fpowerkit_post_featured&post=2442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}